You know, I don’t mean to be rude here, but could you and your staff possibly be any less adept at editing? Seriously. With the exception of your sports editor, who, compared to the rest of you, comes out sounding like Tolstoy, you people write like you belong in grade school. One little suggestion for you all: learn to SPEAK English before you attempt to WRITE English. It’ll save the rest of us a lot of time and energy trying to make sense of the hopeless jumble of words you seem to enjoy printing on the pages of The Centurion.

Oh, by the way, my name is Robyn Atler, my major is Journalism (what a coincidence!) my phone number is 215-257-8285, my address is really none of your business (and besides, it’s already on file at the school, so you could find it if you really wanted to–shhh, don’t tell), and my student number is 0387294. Satisfied?